happy fat

Fat a person puts on during a happy relationship.

Jon put on some happy fat since he been seeing this girl.

by shoitan June 23, 2009

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happy finish

A hand job which successfully concludes a massage.

He loosened my shoulders, flipped me over like a burger and gave me a happy finish.

by JamieD September 12, 2005

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When a woman spreads her butt cheeks apart while the man ejaculates between said spread butt cheeks. After the man has ejaculated on the anus the woman then proceeds to open and close her butt cheeks (this making a clapping noise as if she were a seal and creates a net of semen). She will also bark like a seal in a high pitched tone.

This will ultimately result in total and uncontrolled laughter for the man while the woman is naturally humiliated.

MAN A: hey check out that chick's ass

MAN B: Ya, I bet she could really do a good happy seal, right?

MAN A: That would be funny as hell to see her humiliate herself while I am sexually pleased.

by Maxxy Pad - Robz May 13, 2011

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Happy spouse happy house

Kinda like happy wife happy life except less self-centered.

Wife says “happy wife, happy life” husband replies“naw ya greedy bitch, happy spouse happy house. That shit works both ways. “

by Aoneov December 28, 2018

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happy hotel

A euphemism for a mental institution, which is a place for people who have gone completely mental.

Joe: Hey Nick, have you heard? George Bush is the smartest guy in the world.
Nick: ... O... kay... So when are those nice people in white coats going to take you to the happy hotel?
Joe: I dunno... I heard that they wanted me over at three.
Nick: .... *Quietly backs away*

by Mr Potatohead Crapmobile July 1, 2006

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