by shoitan June 23, 2009
by JamieD September 02, 2005
When a woman spreads her butt cheeks apart while the man ejaculates between said spread butt cheeks. After the man has ejaculated on the anus the woman then proceeds to open and close her butt cheeks (this making a clapping noise as if she were a seal and creates a net of semen). She will also bark like a seal in a high pitched tone.
This will ultimately result in total and uncontrolled laughter for the man while the woman is naturally humiliated.
This will ultimately result in total and uncontrolled laughter for the man while the woman is naturally humiliated.
MAN A: hey check out that chick's ass
MAN B: Ya, I bet she could really do a good happy seal, right?
MAN A: That would be funny as hell to see her humiliate herself while I am sexually pleased.
MAN B: Ya, I bet she could really do a good happy seal, right?
MAN A: That would be funny as hell to see her humiliate herself while I am sexually pleased.
by Maxxy Pad - Robz April 22, 2011
Joe: Hey Nick, have you heard? George Bush is the smartest guy in the world.
Nick: ... O... kay... So when are those nice people in white coats going to take you to the happy hotel?
Joe: I dunno... I heard that they wanted me over at three.
Nick: .... *Quietly backs away*
Nick: ... O... kay... So when are those nice people in white coats going to take you to the happy hotel?
Joe: I dunno... I heard that they wanted me over at three.
Nick: .... *Quietly backs away*
by Mr Potatohead Crapmobile July 01, 2006
Classic Bryan, after losing his girlfriend, hes always the happy biscuit.
Fucks sake Yannick, stop being happy biscuit, and start sucking cock.
Fucks sake Yannick, stop being happy biscuit, and start sucking cock.
by DipYourPussyinNutella November 02, 2019
The best. The greatest goofiest character of them all. Just join his object show and he'll be your bestie fr.
Dandelogan: I don't really know what a happy star is, but Ricemarrow says its good please like this.
by Dandelogan August 28, 2022
The act of lying naked in bed with another person and not touching them; restraint from contact is meant to produce a euphoric sensation. In reality, the sensation is one of taking a mallet to one's own genitals.
"Did your date go well, Jimbo?"
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."
by Gription May 14, 2012