Hank da Tank

A big buff man who lifts the whole rack in the weight room who only thinks about putting his big freaky tank in a hoe. This man is a funny dude who you just can never tell what he’s feeling he’s just like a bear so don’t piss him off or you are gonna get tanked by Hank.

Hank Da Tank is a freak Herculeas

by Hank who is the tank November 20, 2023

Hank-ziety

anxiety caused by very innocuous items such as folding tables, Amazon boxes and balloons

The folding table brought on major Hank-ziety.

by Ski3569 March 12, 2025

Hank

Small man Very mean and goes to a school in renton!

Gosh your such a Hank

by IlIkeToEs :[ November 24, 2021

Triple Hank

An unlikely situation resulting in three (or sometimes more) individuals united by a common factor.

The three of us? Team up? What is this, some kind of Triple Hank situation?

by TheDeejster June 19, 2025

Hank drunk

After drinking 2 Mike's Hard Lemonades, you become Hank Drunk.

Hank: Man, I am having a good time! Thanks for hosting the potluck.

John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.

by SarahHeartsUnicorns March 14, 2018

hank on a glass

A small insect on the outside of a frosted beer glass

Hank on a glass was on my glass all night

by Sparky120 January 5, 2017

Hank

Another name for a bitch

Guy 1: Dude you acting like a hank right now.
Guy2: Dude low-key fuck you

by Garre Storks September 14, 2016