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Hank

Hank can mean anything. Literally anything. You can replace anything with Hank.
He’s Hank
Who is Hank
Where is Hank
WHERE AM I?!
I gotta go Hank y’all have fun hanking. Hank”
by iamanunknownperson October 6, 2022
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muddy hanks

A man well known for not being able to hold his mud..and tries to sit down on a vasaline toilet lid and slide off and muds the room
Muddy hanks -When you ask your supervisor to go home when you poop your pants.
by Memo watkins November 20, 2016
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Hank Hill Special

The act of finishing in your partners bum which immediately makes them lose control of bodily functions.
I gave that woman the Hank Hill Special cumb shid and fard everywhere.
by banjo26 November 9, 2021
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Hank

someone who belongs with a girl named Kate
girl 1: I really like that guy, Hank
girl2: sorry he only dates Kate’s
by God of oof November 26, 2018
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Hank Patterson

Self proclaimed fly fishing expert and guide! Teaches at YouTube University. Typically found with a beer in hand.
So I was down at the creek that's 10 miles north of the big rock, and I hear someone yell out "HAMBONE!" That's how I knew that Hank Patterson hooked into a fish.
by Soapp August 9, 2018
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