Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper 

When a male has anal sex with another male, who has recently had corn in their diet, and ejaculates in the corny feces and the other man defecates onto a pot or pan with Mac N' Cheese and they eat it. Can also be referred to as MCFC

Guy: I totally Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper-ed that guy last night man!
Other Guy: Did he know that the corn came from you too or did he think it came in the packet?
Guy: Who cares!!

Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper by tbeaversj October 20, 2010

massachusetts hamburger 

It is the best hamburger to ever exist ever in Massachusetts.

Im not a real boy, I'm a Massachusetts hamburger

massachusetts hamburger by The Massachusetts hamburger October 31, 2017

sacred hamburger 

The result of systematically shredding a icon or other figure considered immune to criticism; references 'sacred cow'.

"Sacred hamburger: the role of our heroes in the decline of the newspaper comics page" -- websnark.com

sacred hamburger by Merus May 13, 2005

moldy hamburger

fucking older womens' ass. Especially saggy ass.

i like to do some moldyhamburger action on that bitch

moldy hamburger by pimpofconcity March 31, 2005

ingrid hamburger 

Round people. A being that resembles the blueberry from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Ingrid Hamburgers usually attempt to be hxc and has pit sweats which can be seen from 50 feet away. The stench can be smelled from 80 feet. Ingrid Hamburgers are scene queens gone completely bad! (completely demented to the max) The ingrid species
tend to wear melting eyeliner causing the hamburger to eventually go blind.

Person 1: Oh no someone ate my 300 hamburgers.
Person 2: IT WAS INGRID HAMBURGER!!!!!!

ingrid hamburger by im a hustlaaaaaa December 14, 2008

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A song my friends and I sing in the lunch line at school. Why? Nobody knows.

Sky: I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Amber&Emily: She will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Innocent Bystander1: What in the hell does that mean?
Innocent Bystander2: Nobody really knows, they just sing it every day to piss off the lunch ladies.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today by SkyPullera May 17, 2004

samuel hamburger 

A really awesome dude with a horse dick and a big heart.

IF YOU TALK TO SAMUEL HAMBURGER I WILL RIP YOUR LEG OFF

samuel hamburger by Juliana Hamburger December 22, 2017