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Homework 

What you should be doing right now instead of looking it up on Urban Dictionary.
Come on, go, ya got better things to do.
Im sorry mom, I forgot homework. I was looking it up on Urban Dictionary. I didn't do any of it.
Mom: Oh my god, what did I do to have this dumb of a kid...
Homework by LFM_75 March 7, 2020

Homework 

The legend says that a long long time ago, a innocent child was playing with is friens in the grassy fields. Then, a vicious snake slithered towards them. All of the child's friends ran away, shocked in fear. The child pet the snake, and the beast spoke, and gave him a marvelous idea. He could have school after school! As the child ran to the school to tell the teachers, who were acually demons in disguise aprooved of his idea. Outside, the snake, laughing, revealed himself to be Satan himself. That is the story of homework.
homie: yo wanna come over for a bit
me: sorry mate i got homework to do
Homework by Chungus Warrior March 25, 2020

Homework 

H-Half
O-of
M-my
E-energy
W-wasted
O-on
R-Random
K-Knowledge
"What is the definition of homework?"
"Katey."

"HALF . OF . MY . ENERGY . WASTED . ON . RANDOM. KNOWLEDGE.!"
Homework by Kawaiigirl1 April 6, 2020

Homework 

1) Bullshit that is given by a teacher, that clearly no student clearly gives a fuck about.
2) A waste of time that only nerds will do them.
3) A form of torture that a teacher gives to ensure that students only have 1 second of sleep and they spend no time playing video games, and that if you don't turn them in, you will be fucked by your teacher at school
4) A piece of shit that will not be useful in future, especially when the work requires maths and a 1000 word essay, and therefore a waste of time.
Fuck homework, Its a bloody hell waste of my time
I'd rather play Fortnite than doing all this fucking bullcrap homework.
Homework by Gamingaids May 13, 2020

Homework 

Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
Uhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish homework didn't exist. Its a waste of my time
Homework by waspperson May 19, 2020

Homework 

Frick homework!
Homework by Idgafabyoattyd June 3, 2020