The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.
Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.
by stalepork6 May 28, 2021
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Get the Caribbean pufferfish haircut mug.Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.
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Get the Haircut mug.A haircut is what a barber or stylist does when they trim your hair with scissors or clippers and it looks incredible afterwards.
The state of your hair immediately leaving the barbershop/salon knowing that it won't look this good after you touch it.
The state of your hair immediately leaving the barbershop/salon knowing that it won't look this good after you touch it.
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Get the Carradale haircut mug.the Karen Haircut is the signature piece of becoming a bonified Karen, in addition to the sunglasses, sourpuss lips and banshee tone of voice.
By telling someone they could pull of such a hairdo, your basically saying their personality that of a sweaty wrknkled ballsack on a wednesday morning, with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.
By telling someone they could pull of such a hairdo, your basically saying their personality that of a sweaty wrknkled ballsack on a wednesday morning, with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.
by mofkn July 13, 2024
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