Dick-Sucking Haircut

A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR

"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.

by Floofy.exe January 9, 2024

Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

gave him a haircut

Gaming term, more specifically an FPS term. Used when a player just barely misses a headshot (projectile flies above enemy players head, does not hit torso).

Paul: *playing well, tries to line up a quick headshot. Fails.*

John: Dammit, dude, you gave him a haircut!

by BinkyCheets July 11, 2025

A Barbershop Haircut That Costs A Quarter

The iconic phrase from the song King of New York from the musical Newsies

It went viral when a guy sang it and did such a good job that everyone loved it.

My very own bed and an Indoor Toilet, A barbershop haircut that costs a quarter!

by TheOneAndOnlyHersheyTheSnake November 16, 2025

Free Haircuts

The act of complete annihilation and/or embarrassment of your enemy while compiling a large amount of headshots in any FPS online match. The claimant must have a majority of his/her kills come from headshots before he/she can claim to have opened up shop.

Dude, last night on COD Sean was pwning noobs and giving kids free haircuts left and right. It was unreal!

by ShooterMERKgavin July 12, 2011

New Iberia Hair-cut

A gapped up hair-cut that is usually requested by men who live in New Iberia, Louisiana. It resembles a fade. Mostly worn by white guys who think they are African.

New Iberia hair-cut is the best hair-cut in the world.

by Bianca Montage April 15, 2008

Hair Cut Rape

When the first cut of a hair cut is so short you have no choice but to submit to a bad hair cut.

I just wanted a few inches off the top but before I knew it I got hair cut raped, now I have to wear a hat for a week.

by hypefish July 28, 2010