fun guilt

The feeling of guilt during or after having a great time in your personal life amidst very terrible conditions for many other people that are broadcasting suffering on social media; such as evacuation from a fire, or homeless after a severe hurricane.
I just had the best time seeing the Village People at Bottlerock music festival! But today, I have a case of fun guilt after seeing so many miserable people escaping fires and floods all week.
by surfrunner September 09, 2021
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Caucasian Guilt

What drives Muhammad Araujo's actions.
Caucasian guilt causes Muhammad to pretend to support racial justice movements and/or make them exclusively about making over-privileged Caucasian men feel good about themselves.

No one likes you or your dolls, Muhammad.
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Guilt Jerk

n. The act of masturbating while simultaneously crying in an attempt to cheer yourself up.
"Did you hear that Danny got caught cheating on her?"

"I'm sure he had a guilt jerk over it"

"Sure.."
by Degeneration101 February 14, 2014
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Guilt day

Veteran's day between veterans
by I drop truthbombs like what November 12, 2021
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Hoagie Guilt

The feeling of emotional discomfort one gets when trying to leave the Hoagie Folk.
I’m getting massive Hoagie Guilt from my boss. All I want to do is quit because he keeps drawing me deeper into his illegal Hoagie Empire cluttered with Hoagie Folk.
by YoungGravy616 June 25, 2023
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carbon guilt

resulting buyers remorse that ensues from purchasing a carbon fiber body part for an automobile that is expensive to the buyer, with the buyer soon realizing that said part has no effect on increasing performance /speed /power of said automobile.
guy1: I spent all my paycheck to install a carbon fiber hood, but i ain't seeing any difference.
guy1: Man ... i got serious carbon guilt.
guy2: Didn't I tell you to buy the Turbo Kit instead??? Dumb ass!!!
by gearbox360 August 24, 2008
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Daddy’s Guilt

Your bachelor pad dad suddenly and randomly buys you lots of gifts as an apology for treating you badly.
My Dad took me shopping today, got some new shoes, love daddy’s guilt money.
by X0x0xo February 24, 2023
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