Gooseman-Noun and or Adjective.
A level of awesome that is not easily attained. Men and women are born with this epic title, however, to be born with it you must be it, and that is a rare thing to be.
However, if a Gooseman male proposes to the girl of his choosing, she too, becomes Gooseman, and they go and create gooselings, thus, to be born with it. A female born with it will always have it. The title can also be given if a Gooseman deems you honorably awesome. This is a rare occurance.
Beware of false Gooseman, people who were born with it, but have turned away from their awesomeness. They cannot be trusted.
Common traits of a real Gooseman.
Red hair or beard. Enjoys fine tobacco and literature. Philosophical and embraces their Anglo-Saxon/Irish/Scottish heritage.
"That man is so Gooseman."
A level of awesome that is not easily attained. Men and women are born with this epic title, however, to be born with it you must be it, and that is a rare thing to be.
However, if a Gooseman male proposes to the girl of his choosing, she too, becomes Gooseman, and they go and create gooselings, thus, to be born with it. A female born with it will always have it. The title can also be given if a Gooseman deems you honorably awesome. This is a rare occurance.
Beware of false Gooseman, people who were born with it, but have turned away from their awesomeness. They cannot be trusted.
Common traits of a real Gooseman.
Red hair or beard. Enjoys fine tobacco and literature. Philosophical and embraces their Anglo-Saxon/Irish/Scottish heritage.
"That man is so Gooseman."
"Holy Shit, that Alex kid is so Gooseman!" "Gooseman approves, you two should get married and have gooselings, make the world a better place for awesome."
"That guy over there? Is he Gooseman? I can't tell?"
"No, he was, but he has fallen away from awesome, however, that man over there has had The title given to him." "Wow he must be awesome."
"That guy over there? Is he Gooseman? I can't tell?"
"No, he was, but he has fallen away from awesome, however, that man over there has had The title given to him." "Wow he must be awesome."
by AGooseman January 6, 2014
Get the Gooseman mug.Used to describe someone that doesn't understand that was is good for most people is also good for them; i.e.; what is good for the goose is good for the gander!
JB: Hey man, our supervisor is a dick, he treats us like shit but expects to be treated like a king!?!
L: Yeah, he is just a Goose Gander Cunt!
L: Yeah, he is just a Goose Gander Cunt!
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Whooo-eee it sure is hot out here Joan. I gotta get up and air out the ol' goose engine.
This goose engine hasn't taken flight in some time now.
This goose engine hasn't taken flight in some time now.
by Melawesomeous July 16, 2016
Get the Goose Engine mug.1) German slang term from the Brasche origins meaning the art of self love with a live goose.
2) The act of a Goose preforming self love.
3) The act of wearing a Goose costume while performing self love. AKA Doin the Hans !
2) The act of a Goose preforming self love.
3) The act of wearing a Goose costume while performing self love. AKA Doin the Hans !
..." Oh Man... I cant wait for my new furry goose suit. Gonna get in to some serious Hans style Goose'Fappin this weekend"
... you think Mother duck over there would be into some Goose'Fappin ?
.... Hey Billy... you see the Goose in the water over there... I think he's Goose'Fappin !
... you think Mother duck over there would be into some Goose'Fappin ?
.... Hey Billy... you see the Goose in the water over there... I think he's Goose'Fappin !
by MackDaddyMackDaddy September 12, 2017
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