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Zuckerberg Grant

Money given to county election boards by Mark Zuckerberg so he can control their elections.
Mike: Baby, we can finally buy that boat, and maybe even another car!
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!

Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...
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Grant Zook

The type of guy to grab his friend’s dick during Season 1 Episode 6 of Game of Thrones.
Friend: Wow this is such a good show.
Grant Zook: LET ME GRAB YOUR COCK!
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adam grant

A real niggah, Biggest all- star their is #50in07
He is almost as cool as Adam Grant
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Grant Morgan

A person who is funny as hell and has a particularly long penis
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grant avery

Someone who will spam you with gore,granny porn,scat and has a bot that does the same thing, he also plays video games and is very awesome
Dude this nigga grant avery fucking spammed me with scat and granny porn
by Lorsh Zontek June 20, 2019
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Tyler Grant

Tylers are flat behinded girls who eat all day and remain skinny. They are usually smart but slow.
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sincere grant

A smart pretty girl who don't cares about how people feels about her she will fight if she has to she is an emotional person shes a caring person she short and light skin she got a bit ass
Sincere Grant is pretty and sweet caring person
by Sinbaby June 4, 2018
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