The solution is simple, don't gooch it up!
by CAVOK January 06, 2012
The act of sliding the middle an index finger over the surface of the gooch after a sweaty day, and then smelling the foul odour that stenches the fingers.
by wanker Jord January 22, 2008
The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.
'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?
No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'
No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'
by penno April 27, 2008
Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.
by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008
During intercourse the creating of a loud popping noise by slapping the area betwixt the scrotal sac and the rectal region
by My name February 11, 2003
Also known as ABC tag, (Ass Balls Connection) tag. Its like tag but you sneak up be hind or infront of people and choose from a variety of different methods and hit them in the gooch. for those of you who don't know it is the middle of the ass and balls. techniques include, the two finger aproach, to the open handed smack, to the closed fist punch, and you attempt to smack them in the gooch, located between the legs
by Derleek May 12, 2008
The rotten, smegma-like smell gamer's aquire in their gooch after a long session of gaming. Often the most pungent while wearing compressive underwear.
I had some serious gamer's gooch the other night after playing Fortnite with Jake for 11 hours straight.
by RickyBaker3 December 29, 2020