Glock

Huge ass dildo

Hey bro u got a Glock?

by Doggre July 25, 2022

Glock Blocked

When trying to buy a gun at work and the firewall blocks guns and violence

Man, I was trying to look at a Glock online at work and got Glock Blocked!

by Glock Blocked February 23, 2017

k-glock

Another word for a chode

He said he was a part of the "two inch gang". When I pulled his pants down he totally had a K-GLOCK

by BigLex November 18, 2013

glock sucker

When you are suckered in to thinkIng Glock is the only good pistol .

Everyone else has their Walthers but Mike still carries his Glock . I know a Glock sucker when I see one

by Biggest poppa October 4, 2021

GAWK GAWK MY GLOCK

Every child to face the earth This is pawpaw now gawk gawk my glock means that u should FUCK OF AND READ ALL THIS NONSENSE

U should gawk gawk my glock silly

by Pygrandpa November 28, 2022

Glock model

The definition of a Glock model is that you always post weapons but different versions of guns

Bro he is a Glock model all he do is post guns

by Lil Jacob December 3, 2022

Glock Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone will own a competitor to a Glock (example being the Sig Sauer ball destroyer) and constantly yap about how it’s “so much better than a Glock”, yet Glock still lives rent free in their head

“Bro my P320 is so much better than a Glock”

“Mf you got Glock Derangement Syndrome”

by everythingelseistakenbruhh September 28, 2025