grease pony

a slur , not specifically for anyone. just used for anyone for any reason.

you fucking grease pony !!!!

damn larry stop being such a grease pony
mariah stop getting offended like a grease pony

by cringe_embracing_autistic March 29, 2023

burrito grease

cream, jizz, cum

that bitch leaked my burrito grease on my polo and wrangler jeans!!

by friendlyfires May 19, 2009

Slick Greaser

When a man puts so much lotion on when masterbating that when the load comes it blows lotion everywhere.

Spencer was whacking so hard with so much lotion that he threw a slick greaser.

by Steeple Dave May 2, 2014

crack grease

That nasty ass wet feeling in the crack of your ass. Some believe it's caused by a dirty sweaty ass crack. Real talk is that you should of wiped your ass a couple more times.

Smell my finger. Is that shit or just crack grease?

by youdknowifitwasupinya October 4, 2015

greaseball

another derogatory term for an italian. A greaseball is someone who looks like they don't take showers all that often. Italians seem to be naturally greasy and unheigenic. Therefore this name was made to describe this certain breed of italians who lack etiquette and basic hygeine.

sonny is such a fucking greaseball.

by luigiscousin October 3, 2007

Grease-master

Alcoholic shooter meant for the grimiest of men.
One part vodka, one part bacon grease.

Shots of grease-master, all around !

by realthow May 11, 2011

Greased Turkey

A classic game for the bros, where all players stand in a circle around a turkey (dead or alive) while pulling on their weiners. When one player finishes choking his chicken, that player must then spew his load into the anal cavity of the turkey. The last player to ejaculate into the turkey's anus is deemed the loser of the game. The loser must insert his head into the anal cavity of the turkey, and present himself for triumphant spanking from each player. Failure to properly ejaculate into the turkey's anal cavity (e.g. ejaculating on the floor) is penalized by that player having to slurp up their own semen and then spit said semen into the turkey's anus. Naturally, this game is played on the traditional pilgrim holiday of Spanksgiving. Eating the turkey is optional, but strongly encouraged.

Little Timmy: "Grandpappy, care to join us for a game of Greased Turkey?"

Grandpappy: "Mother best look away, because Grandpappy with an erection is on the way!"

by ProfessorPanini October 6, 2017