grease swipe

The smudge you get on your phone when scrolling or swiping after eating a greasy meal.

Wipe off your phone, man. I can see the grease swipe on it.

by nicole95j June 16, 2016

Grease Throat

When you eat something greasy and your throat gets coated in grease. When you clear your throat that sound you make is called grease throat.

After eating all that Chinese food I got major Grease Throat.

by Naked Zebra April 1, 2021

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

grease the seat

the act of lubricating one's butthole in preperation for anal sex

man randy was so rough with me last nite. that bastard didn't even grease the seat

by WHINDMAN January 15, 2011

grease grubber

someone who eats with excessive speed or is incredibly messy in consuming food. also, someone who eats food at any given chance or takes food from another without permission

Everytime Andy gets out of my car, there are always crumbs in the backseat. He is such a grease grubber!

by Hitlist 2 October 18, 2008

Grief grease

Tears used for cranking it

We're not together anymore so I used all of my grief grease to launch a hearty wad

by Rob the stallion November 26, 2020

gangman grease

idk, its a liquid made of everythin one can find, often inedible

aaran, give me a swig of the gangman grease

by gangman grease February 22, 2021