Zuckerberg Grant

Money given to county election boards by Mark Zuckerberg so he can control their elections.

Mike: Baby, we can finally buy that boat, and maybe even another car!
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!

Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...

by geekmalone March 16, 2021

Griddy Grant

The almighty lord, Griddy Grant. One of the most powerful beings to exist in this universe, gods fear him.

Griddy Grant has breached containment, its fight for your life now!!

by DiscipleofGriddyGrant August 21, 2022

Tyler Grant

Tylers are flat behinded girls who eat all day and remain skinny. They are usually smart but slow.

Omg that girl is so Tyler Grant

by anonymous November 22, 2021

adam grant

A real niggah, Biggest all- star their is #50in07

He is almost as cool as Adam Grant

by ANoymusGANG March 21, 2017

Tyler Grant

Tyler Grant has a big dick

He has a Tyler Grant sized cock

by Cockmuncher6942000 September 15, 2021

Grant morman

Is god morman and will kill any one who is a non-believer.

Grant morman is always 6:1 and 110 pounds

by Criazen December 5, 2019

Grant Gilmour

something so right it just has to be false.

This guy took me on a first date, we ended up going for a walk along the beach at sunset and saw some whales jumping out of the water. It was so "Grant Gilmour".

by suckedinjesus November 21, 2010