Mother Fusser

When someone is fussing about your mother they are a mother fusser.

Dude 1: your mums fucking ugly...
Dude 2: Hey! stop fussing about my mother you mother fusser!!!!

by GG muddah fusser August 18, 2021

Time fuse

Step 1) When you unroll half of the toilet paper.

Step 2) Delicately wipe your ass.

Step 3) Re-roll it like a brand new roll.

Step 4) Leave for unsuspecting victim.

Credit to: Jimmy 51-50

Bro, I just time fused Laura’s bathroom!

by DingleberryRock March 16, 2022

Viking Funeral

When you cum in a girl's mouth, then have have her drink a shot of fireball that has ben lit on fire.

I got the girl I met to do a viking Funeral the other night.

by BustnBL March 15, 2023

Crenshaw funeral

A drive-by shooting at a funeral, typically when the deceased being memorialized has also been murdered in a drive-by or gang-related event

I rolled with some Crips down to a Crenshaw funeral. Never saw so many men slaughtered.

by NAStory April 13, 2023

you look funeral ready

You look funeral ready... cause I’m fucking deacesed.

Ie: good looking, hot, DAYUM

Me: Sarah you look funeral ready...
Sarah: WTF
Me: Cause I am fucking deceased 🤪🤪

by Lemoncheese January 6, 2019

Light the Fuse

The act of biting on your partners nipple, in a public location i.e. Under a bridge

"honestly mate, girls love it when you light the fuse!"

by DynamiteLee August 16, 2021

Fustrating

An improper use of the word "frustrating"; used mainly by brainless females whose mindless chatter would make Einstein's brain explode like the Atomic bomb that he helped develop.

"Oh my god, it's like so fustrating trying to do make-up and driving at the same time", said Karen.

"Booooom!!".......Einstein's brain.

by jwang August 26, 2013