Fortnite

A TERRIBLE mistake.

Mom- Im taking away your xbox because you squeak to loud when you play Fortnite
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*

by GiraffeBoss February 14, 2019

Fortnite

The dumbest and worst game in history. Teenagers usually play this and annoy the shit out of everyone by bragging how they got a “Victory Royale”.

Person 1: Guess what, I got another Victory Royale on Fortnite!

Person 2: Ok, no one cares...

by TheAwesomeGT1 June 3, 2019

Fortnite

Trashy game that nobody likes except from streamers like "Tofu, Crinja , and other streamers"..... I literally can't have a normal 'History' class without pupils in front of me talking about Fartnut. Plz helllp

Friend 1: hEy WaNnA pLaY fOrTnItE aFtEr ScHoOl?
Friend 2: SuRe
Me: *Facepalm*, Guys please stop I'll get cancer if you continue

by SchpeckLover123 September 18, 2019

Fortnite

A game that makes 5 year old(and teens) steal their mothers credit cards just to buy fucking fortnite skins. Its cancer at its finest. Its a waste of time and energy just to play that fucking stupid ass game. Its completely toxic just because you get one kill on me that doesn't make you a fucking legend at the game.

Tom: Rick, did you see my post on snap about my 20 wins in fortnite?

Rick: Tom, I gotta tell you something........NO ONE FUCKING CARES about your STUPID ASS 20 wins. You can just DIE in a hole and remain being a virgin. Stupid quab.

by Pyramid titties April 11, 2019

Fortnite

a 3d shooting game where you can also build to block shots. Is honestly a fun game but sadly because of its terrible community and the fact that it "killed" Minecraft, it gets a lot of hate. Fortnite lowkey saved Minecraft by dragging the toxic 12-year-olds out of Minecraft.

Person: Bro Fortnite Chapter 2 Season 5 is out!

Person 2: Bro I don't even fucking play Fortnite so shut up

by ThunderTheFurry December 1, 2020

Fortnite

The most shit game ever...Like fr it's not THAT fun but nobody at school will shut the fuck up about

insert name: whats your favorite game?
insert name: oh! fortnite is my favorite game
insert name: um ok

by randomskullontheground June 2, 2021

fortnite

A fucked up game where kids get there first boner at

son:Hey Dad can you get me vbucks ?
dad: you mean that gay ass game that virgins and kids get boners at?

fortnite a gay ass game

by gay ass game fortnite August 19, 2020