The Taco Bell employee may have gotten my order wrong, but the Baja Fingerblast that he gave me in the parking lot more than made up for it.
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No Fingering February is a challenge to not finger yourself to the whole month, doesn't matter if it's the 29th day of February, you can't finger yourself until March 1st, just like No Nut November ended.
But, No Fingering February is like of No Nut November but, it's very different.
The difference between No Nut November and No Fingering February is just masterbation.
But, No Fingering February is like of No Nut November but, it's very different.
The difference between No Nut November and No Fingering February is just masterbation.
Female 1: OH MY GOD IT'S FEBRUARY!! That means I can't finger myself.. oh..
"She tried to not finger herself during No Fingering February but, she did."
"She tried to not finger herself during No Fingering February but, she did."
by Rui the Lesbian January 5, 2025
Get the No Fingering February mug.Sticking one finger in someone’s asshole and slowly making your way to your baby finger and sucking on all the fingers that have been inside of the asshole.
by Jonk67 November 8, 2025
Get the Baby fingering mug.(n.) A legendary bedroom kung-fu move where you channel your inner Shaolin monk and deploy exactly two fingers (index + middle, rigid like chopsticks) in lightning-fast, surgically precise circles directly on the G-spot/prostate, as if you’re trying to pressure-point someone into the next dimension. Named after “wuxia” + “shi” (master), because once this technique drops, someone’s soul leaves their body faster than Bruce Lee in a hallway fight.
Performed correctly, the receiver makes a noise that sounds like a dial-up modem having an exorcism. Performed wrong, you just look like you’re aggressively trying to unscrew a jar of pickles with jazz hands.
Pro tips from the scrolls:
• Maintain eye contact and whisper “Your chi is weak”
• Add fake wire-fu sound effects (WHOOSH-TING!)
• Finish with the ancient forbidden line: “The five-point palm exploding heart-gasm technique.”
Performed correctly, the receiver makes a noise that sounds like a dial-up modem having an exorcism. Performed wrong, you just look like you’re aggressively trying to unscrew a jar of pickles with jazz hands.
Pro tips from the scrolls:
• Maintain eye contact and whisper “Your chi is weak”
• Add fake wire-fu sound effects (WHOOSH-TING!)
• Finish with the ancient forbidden line: “The five-point palm exploding heart-gasm technique.”
“Bro walked in like ‘I studied the blade… and the bean.’ Ten seconds of wushi fingering and she spoke fluent Cantonese and saw her third-grade teacher in 4K.”
Synonyms: clit kung-fu, two-finger Hadouken, Beijing bidet, vajitsu
Antonyms: lazy pizza-dough kneading, the sad helicopter, whatever your ex was doing
Synonyms: clit kung-fu, two-finger Hadouken, Beijing bidet, vajitsu
Antonyms: lazy pizza-dough kneading, the sad helicopter, whatever your ex was doing
by Fudge Cluggins December 3, 2025
Get the Wushi Fingering mug.The act of inserting two fingers into a girl’s vagina then curling them up to imitate the TCU Horned Frogs hand gesture. Originated at TCU and is a common initiation for students into fraternities.
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michael: “just do the Fort Worth Fingerbang, she loved it when i did it”
michael: “just do the Fort Worth Fingerbang, she loved it when i did it”
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