Flumpswizzle

Someone, usually with money, who believes they are well liked but they are not.

Trump is such a flumpswizzle

by Finnnnnnnnnnnnn August 10, 2024

flumper

Someone lazy who try’s to fix their appearance by looksmaxing but no matter how hard they try they will not be up to their own standards

That guy is such a flumper!

by willywinka38 December 1, 2023

flumping

The action of fixing your appearance by looksmaxing but no matter how hard you try you will not be up to your own standards

That guy is always flumping!

by willywinka38 December 1, 2023

flumpky

when you feel so utterly flabbergasted and dumbfounded that you can only regurgitate utter gibberish

Darryl: how you doin bro?

Jordan: me feel flumpky

by hana2H February 2, 2024

flumpky

when you feel so utterly flabbergasted and dumbfounded that you can only regurgitate utter gibberish

Darryl: how you doin bro?

Jordan: me feel flumpky

by hana2H February 2, 2024

flumping

chinese burn ones penis to the point it eventually falls off. then, circumcise the penis and stitch one end of the foreskin to create a “sock”. violently shit in this song and ejaculate/piss in it. shake shake shake! then, drink this ungodly substance. shit the substance back and use it for everyday activities, primarily lube and skincare.

Person 1 - “Hey bro, wanna do some flumping?”
Person 2 - “What’s that?”
Person 1 - “Ohh boy.”

by TheTikTokExplainer May 5, 2024

Flumped

The action of slumping and flopping at the same time.

“My cat just flumped over!”

by #1 benoftheweek fan May 9, 2024