Evan

A manulative fucking cunt. He is the singular most narcissistic prick you’ll ever meet. He’s so controlling and fucked up in the head. He always plays the victim card when he messes up which is all the time. He try’s too boss ppl around and gets mad when no one listens too him. He’s a jealous untrustworthy faggot. He thinks his penis is God’s gift too the planet and should honestly be a sex offender. He belongs in prison
Evan is gay
by Uhaveasmallpenis January 14, 2019
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A complete gay douche, likes rocks and gum
Dude, stop being a complete and total evan....
by MDRIDYNASTYBRUGHHH April 20, 2016
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Evan

Evan. A total jackass. Will get to know you for a little while then later will block you on all social media. will make up excuses to not talk to you. PERIODT
Evan an asshole
by I think you know who I am October 02, 2019
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evan

a white kid who wants to be black and the biggest fuckboy youll ever meet. pretends he has hella hoes and nudes are his form of currency.
evan can go fuck himself.
by bbgirlll November 03, 2018
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Evan

A smelly fucker , that has black hair , dandruff and shits himself ..

Probably shaves his pubes with a toothbrush

Gets sick upon himself and has fantasy’s of niggers sucking each other’s throbbing cocks
*Devan* : Your fucking smelly af
by NEGROFingers March 10, 2019
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Evan Peters

Thomas : What's your biggest dream?
Me : That Evan Peters eats me out.
by queen of everything August 19, 2014
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