Ethan

If you find an Ethan consider yourself lucky. His brown eyes will find you instantly and you’ll never want to leave the room. He can be the absolute sweetest person. He knows when someone is upset or needs a friend. He has the cutest smile that will leave you speechless.

Lucky! You found yourself an Ethan!

by Fivethousand4once May 12, 2019

Ethaning

When you play games for hours and ignore everyone around you including your mom who told you to take the dog out 30 minutes ago and then she yells at you for not listening to her, your girlfriend who’s having a mental breakdown, and your dog who needs to go outside.

EXAMPLE 1:
Bro 1: Dont you need to go take your dog out?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I got 5 more minutes before my mom comes to yell at me.

Bro 1: Yo you’re really Ethaning right now.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bro 2: Yo my girlfriend is crying right now.

Bro 1: She doesn’t matter you’re playing games with the boysss.
Bro 2: But that means I’m ethaning her.

Bro 1: Yup!

by Hi Hoe it’s off to work we go February 27, 2020

Ethan

A stupid whore who no one likes

Girl #1: last night ethan tried to talk to me!
Girl #2: oh my gosh i feel so bad for you...

by someone yummy November 26, 2018

Ethan

Has small stick thighs

You have Ethan thighs

by Hjnnsd February 16, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a headstrong, stubborn, but downright amazing person. He is athletic, and competitive. Ethan will do anything and everything for his family, and the people he cares about. He may act as if he doesn’t care, but he does. Ethan doesn’t like to show his emotions. If he shares his life with you, know that you’re special and probably the only one that knows the things he tells you. His hugs make you feel as if nothing could ever go wrong, and his kisses make you feel as if you’re walking on air. He doesn’t always know the right words to say, but he is always there for you and he has the most amazing heart. Ethans are great friends, amazing family members, and outstanding boyfriends. If you have one in you’re life don’t let them go.

Ethan is the most amazing person I have ever met

by jennifer:) September 28, 2020

ethan

Guy with the biggest dick
Beats anyones ass if they talk shit about his girl
Cutest boy ever

Im going to fuck ethan

by charlie939494 October 16, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is sexy half Spanish half English road-man, who almost died of a concussion at age 16. He is now still in a coma recovering and we all wish him the best (lowkey the worst tho). He got a juicy badonkadonk and his nickname is autistic frank.

Omg look Ethan came out of his coma!

by Harisson Benenty December 6, 2022