Dry Joseph

A dry joseph is when you stick your finger in your ear, and then put it someones mouth.

Did you see what Aaron did the other day? Paige was asleep and he gave her a dry joseph, it was classic.

by naxt December 16, 2013

Bad Dry

This thing, situation, person or place is not good, not pleasing, distasteful or annoying - mainly used as a retort when hearing bad news, or where someone has wronged someone else or when a situation, person, item or place has not been liked and in fact, disliked.

Did you hear about Kenneth getting punched out the other day???

Response: "Yeah man, that's bad dry - Kenneth was a good guy man"

Or: Can't believe I just walked a mile to the shop and its closed at 6pm!!! That shit is BAD DRY!!!

by TalkToFrank October 5, 2016

dry tip

When two or more guys huddle in a circle and press crotches together face up and say "dry tip".

Victor, Jay and Jonny got out of the bar and decided to dry tip to end a good night.

by YoungYeee December 7, 2016

dry night

A night in which a person is hoping for sex but fails to have any sex.

Last night was a dry night. None of the chicks were dtf.

by StoicStein December 9, 2016

Hang dry

When a woman sets spread legged on a swing or well ventilated hanging chair after having vigorous sex to dry out before her next sexual encounters.

Did you see that hooker in that family’s back yard hang drying her shit out. Damn that’s some nasty shit.

by Physically a horse June 22, 2019

Dry cracking

To take it in the ass dry!

My Job is always Dry Cracking me!

by Wizzlegoober April 23, 2018

dry frank

The opposite of a wet Willy. It is when you stick your finger in your ear getting covered in wax and shoving it in someone's mouth

Dude Cameron gave me a wet Willy, but I got him back with a dry frank! He puked!

by PapaPeedee December 7, 2017