more chance of Diddy being innocent

An idiom meaning there’s no fucking way in hell something will happen since it’s basically impossible for Diddy to be found not guilty.

There’s more chance of Diddy being innocent than us having gay sex tonight.

by Sean "P. Diddy/Puffy" Combs May 12, 2025

no diddy

Another word for pause. A word used when someone says something that sounds gay and nobody says no homo.

I love this man, no diddy

by Key.! April 24, 2024

Diddy

to prey on children with out remorse child grooming, child predator

Man I can't beleive these diddy motherfuckers destroying kids lives

by DMK$ April 3, 2024

No Diddy

A respectful way to say “no homo”. You respect the gay community and fellow gay men but you would like to make it clear you don’t swing that way in a respectful manner.

Guy 1: you have a fine ass, can we grab a drink?

Guy 2: Ayo no diddy, but I’m down for a drink!

by Johnny Silverhand June 8, 2024

No Diddy

A phrase used when a guy does or says something homosexual. This phrase is referencing 'P Diddy' or Sean Combs.

Person 1 : Ay bruh I need to eat something thick and long today.

Person 2 : Ayooo No Diddy nigga!

by Jgotthesauce April 17, 2024

no diddy

The new "Pause" after recent events highlighted the devious nature of Sean "Diddy'' Combs

Friend 1: You tryna hit that party later?
Friend 2: Nah, I've got work tomorrow
Friend 3: Bro, you HAVE to come
Friend 1/Friend 3 :.. no diddy

by anonymous April 5, 2024

No Diddy

Used to let someone know your are not homosexual.

Man i'm hungry i want some meat, No diddy.

by Hondajules May 7, 2024