June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 24 times throughout the whole day.
by National Day announcement June 24, 2022
Get the National suck dick daymug. September 15th is National Dick Pic Day! Send your special someone an eyeful of your man candy. Don't be shy, let it all out.
It was September 15th, National Dick Pic Day, so I sent her a picture of my perfect, hard, throbbing DICK.
I'm so sad, I didn't get any dick pics on September 15th, National Dick Pic Day.
I'm so sad, I didn't get any dick pics on September 15th, National Dick Pic Day.
by Dark_Angel89 September 15, 2025
Get the National Dick Pic Daymug. April 15th is National Send Your GF a Dick Pic Day, so celebrate by sending that special girl a pic of your dick!
by gojolover239 April 15, 2024
Get the National Send Your GF a Dick Pic Daymug. by for the boys xx August 2, 2021
Get the suck my dick daymug. A BDD is the opposite of a GDD (good dick day). This is a man's worse nightmare when he is thinking about pulling his manhood out in front of his friends or a girl. Guys can do an assessment of their dick by looking/grabbing shortly and can determine whether or not he is going to wish he never pulled his johnson out. But let's be honest, every guy has BDDs, we just try to limit the exposure of them so that our buddies don't think we have a micropenis! Causes of BDDs can include the cold, nervousness, post gym, just got out of the pool, being repulsed by a fat sow of a woman, or if you are just being a fucking cuck.
B- "Damn bro check this shit out, my dick is saggin' and looks good as fuck right now!"
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."
BDD (bad dick day) :(
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."
BDD (bad dick day) :(
by CoolHandLuke567 March 27, 2023
Get the BDD (bad dick day) :(mug. by swankodanko June 23, 2021
Get the Suck Dick Daymug. Happens on march 10th
A day where a male human needs to send a picture of their errect penis to their boy or girlfriend
A day where a male human needs to send a picture of their errect penis to their boy or girlfriend
by TheHornyCucumber March 9, 2023
Get the International dick pic daymug.