by ImmortalYeet April 02, 2018
When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.
by Rick Junk October 22, 2020
by FusionF5 June 24, 2015
After returning from Chinatown, they scarfed down dumplings in their hotel room before the behavioral management conference.
by not-who-you-think-it-is April 12, 2024
A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.
Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
The act of making your penis fully erect after diner and encrusting your cock in sugar, then taking said cock viciously fucking your significant other in the ass and then taking the shit and sugar crusted erection shoving it into her mouth and then cumming inside her mouth
Me: hey you know my girl
Him: yeah why what happened
Me: after diner I gave that bitch a primitive sugar dumpling
Him: damn you are a sick degenerate fuck
Me: :)
Him: yeah why what happened
Me: after diner I gave that bitch a primitive sugar dumpling
Him: damn you are a sick degenerate fuck
Me: :)
by King anal hair November 25, 2021
The action of a a man or woman shitting in a tissue, tying the end up and laying it on one pals eyes, then the moisture drips through the tissue onto your pals eyeballs creating pink eye, use one Moroccan Dumpling on each eye to create the best effect
Steve: "Dude i gave my girl some Moroccan Dumplings when she fell asleep last night"
Luke "Dude that's fucked up but fucking mad as"
Luke "Dude that's fucked up but fucking mad as"
by Morrocan December 08, 2015