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Crystal Clear

A delicious, but dangerous concoction of Crystal Light mixed with Everclear that is often confused for flavored water, which makes this drink highly portable and great for drinking incognito.

To make this tantalizing beverage:

mix a Crystal Light On the Go pouch in the flavor of your choice with approximately 20 oz of water.

Add your dose of Everclear and a few ice cubes. Enjoy.

WARNING: drinking too much Crystal Clear may result in people realizing that you are, in fact, drinking something other than flavored water.
Are you bringing water on the hike?" "Actually, I have Crystal Clear." "Nice! Can I have some?
by classic mix-up April 25, 2011
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crypster

n. A person, usually white middle-upper class, who attends concerts featuring music aimed at primarily younger audiences. This person can often be seen wearing a fedora, or other trendy headgear. If they appear cool, they may be loaded enough to approach for free drink. Word comes from American root: hipster.
Oh my lawd, that crypster was so fucking old at that Vampire Weekend show. At least we scored some free PBR's.
by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008
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Carbondale Crystal Chronic

a type of marijuana that supposedly exists but obviously doesn't because the person telling you about it is the shadiest motherfucker alive. Name taken from Carbondale, IL where the phrase was invented.
hey man you want some carbondale crystal chronic? No, i don't buy drugs from crackheads.
by wolfeezy April 19, 2009
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crystal dick

while high on meth your dick wont get hard but u are horny as fuck and it feels so damn good, massaging makes it feel better.
having crystal dick feels so fucking good.
by skaterjack October 5, 2006
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crystal

The name given to a female often found in a trailer park or lower income urban housing developement.
I am sweet, I am sexy, give me a dolla and im sure to holla! The best is yet to cum. I am an angel, I am Crystal.
by uh0hizcrys November 21, 2006
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Crystal Ballin

Kuh-Rist-Tal Bawl-Lin

Meaning that you are very rich and obtaining various things that are expenisve.

A new and higher level of Ballin.
Damn, look at chalmer with them jays and that lacoste polo and them 514s, damn he's hella crystal ballin!
by Chalmeezy October 10, 2008
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Crystal

She's a huge manipulating cunt bag that will do or screw anything for a dollar.

Not pretty enough to be such a gaping asshole, but picks easy and sad men to take advantage of.

Pretends to be country, and like football; but doesn't know how to bait a hook, or what division her favorite 'team' is on.
Unfortunate Guy "She told me I'm her one and only!"
Guys Friend "Yea bro. And she also just made you buy her $50 worth of Chinese food."

Crystal "Ohhh touchdown!"
Unfortunate Guy "Umm...this is hockey."
by FuckYourIgnoranceB November 6, 2017
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