A delicious, but dangerous concoction of Crystal Light mixed with Everclear that is often confused for flavored water, which makes this drink highly portable and great for drinking incognito.
To make this tantalizing beverage:
mix a Crystal Light On the Go pouch in the flavor of your choice with approximately 20 oz of water.
Add your dose of Everclear and a few ice cubes. Enjoy.
WARNING: drinking too much Crystal Clear may result in people realizing that you are, in fact, drinking something other than flavored water.
To make this tantalizing beverage:
mix a Crystal Light On the Go pouch in the flavor of your choice with approximately 20 oz of water.
Add your dose of Everclear and a few ice cubes. Enjoy.
WARNING: drinking too much Crystal Clear may result in people realizing that you are, in fact, drinking something other than flavored water.
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a type of marijuana that supposedly exists but obviously doesn't because the person telling you about it is the shadiest motherfucker alive. Name taken from Carbondale, IL where the phrase was invented.
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Meaning that you are very rich and obtaining various things that are expenisve.
A new and higher level of Ballin.
Meaning that you are very rich and obtaining various things that are expenisve.
A new and higher level of Ballin.
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Not pretty enough to be such a gaping asshole, but picks easy and sad men to take advantage of.
Pretends to be country, and like football; but doesn't know how to bait a hook, or what division her favorite 'team' is on.
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Unfortunate Guy "She told me I'm her one and only!"
Guys Friend "Yea bro. And she also just made you buy her $50 worth of Chinese food."
Crystal "Ohhh touchdown!"
Unfortunate Guy "Umm...this is hockey."
Guys Friend "Yea bro. And she also just made you buy her $50 worth of Chinese food."
Crystal "Ohhh touchdown!"
Unfortunate Guy "Umm...this is hockey."
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