muffin crust

muffin crust - Slang used to describe a person who has a large midsection that is exposed and hangs over the top of her pants due to the fact that the pants are too small in the waistline. Named due to the fact that the fat hangs over in resemblance to the batter hanging over on a muffin. Also known as muffin top, crust, and just plain fat hanging over. Not to be confused with a midriff baring top that smaller women with a flat midsection wear to show off their abs.

e.g., Eeeewww. Look at the muffin crust on Chris. She needs to lose some weight or buy bigger pants. The must have run out of XXXL.

by Stephanie Comfort August 20, 2007

secretive crust

the crusty goop that lies within the anus cheeks of a dirty mexican. its secretive because nobody talks about the crust.

girl, i was in the middle of fucking him and i realized he had some secretive crust all up in his ass.

by uncapher25 March 24, 2012

soft crust

the opposite of hard core, not cool, no fun, boring, loserish

"That bitch is soft crust man!"
"I know who would ever wanna hang out with a loser like that!"

by Sarah May 11, 2004

bust the crust

Going anal for the first time

I had to bust the crust last night.
I busted the crust last night

by chickenbutt3000 September 17, 2014

stuffed crust

Pwned became pizzoned. Maintaining the pizza theme, came stuffed crust. The act of being uber pwned.

Damn, you are freaking gizzay...stuffed crust!

by TK-421 February 6, 2005

crust muncher

someone who eats anal crust for a living

jesey is a crust muncher

by kevin murphy December 4, 2003

crust cutter

When someone cuts the crust off a poptart just to get to the fruity filling.

Boy: There is starving kids in Africa and you can't even eat

your crust.

Girl: I just can't help it...i'm a crust cutter!

by strawberrypop March 11, 2010