crook trot

An Aussie/Kiwi phrase for having continuous bad luck
Man 1: Hello old timer, how's things?
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.
by Magnum47 November 05, 2017
Get the crook trot mug.

Crooked Dick

A cop or policeman who is crooked, on the take, bought off.
He's a crooked Dick.
by Wiseone57 May 07, 2022
Get the Crooked Dick mug.

darius crooks

A social media online content created who is predator scammer who runs a Ponzi scheme and scams and cyber bullying and harassing Black Women online and has a habit of doxxing Black Women when the truth put out there about his criminal behavior who has multiple lawsuits and F rating on the BBB and failed multiple health inspections. He also plagiarize Food Network recipes into a cookbook that he sold. Check out the hashtag on Twitter #dariuscrooks. All the evidence is there.
by SexyBae 1920 August 31, 2022
Get the darius crooks mug.

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A hero. He could have saved the world like Georg Elser.
Thomas Matthew Crooks was a hero.
Get the Thomas Matthew Crooks mug.

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.
Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
by eurodancing July 14, 2024
Get the Thomas Matthew Crooks mug.

Crook & Marker

What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.
I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.
by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021
Get the Crook & Marker mug.

Crooked Thumb

A big olstraight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.
I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.
by Jizzñe____007 June 08, 2024
Get the Crooked Thumb mug.