Mud Cricket

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.

Synonyms: Celise

Celise is a mud cricket

by thisbemptyyeet March 1, 2021

Cricket Dick

I name for annoying people who have a small dick

Hey look vento has a cricket dick

by sikeboy37 January 26, 2019

crouch crickets

A type of crab or bug you get in your croutch from being a slut. Bugs that infest you vagina or penis

Man i was banging this hoe now my crouch itches and its full of crouch crickets

by Betburt77 December 25, 2017

Raft Cricket

A chic who will flash their boobs while recreating on a body of water

Look at those Raft Crickets. HEY, flash me for jello shots!!! Similar to a Mud Cricket

by C2theMac December 1, 2020

moon cricket

black male that screams like monkey

My god there is a moon cricket in Zanesfield!

by carlos spicy weiner256 October 8, 2021

Crotch Crickets

Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.

She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.

by i have a fake name December 9, 2010

Snatch Cricket

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a woman wipes her snatch after going to the batheroom

I went down on her and she had snatch crickets!

by D's Girl September 20, 2018