Mental Crabs

A highly contagious Emotional STD contracted by caring too much about a parasitic person who cares very little about you and far too much about themselves. Mental Crabs can give a person the feeling that their heart and brain have been drained yet they have the desire to allow the parasitic person to continue feeding off of them. The only way to treat Mental Crabs is to sever all contact with the parasitic person and cleanse the heart and mind with the company of positive, caring, loving people.

I broke up with him because he was giving me a bad case of Mental Crabs.

by MakeajokeItmakesitbetter January 23, 2013

obese crease grease

Obese Crease Grease is the cheesy goo that form in the crevices and folds of an obese person, no matter how much they wash or how often they shower.

I was with fat Jeanie last night, and when I pulled up her back fat I caught a whiff of the obese crease grease that was stuck between her folds. It smelled like old cheese and bad meat.

by T-Rex Arms January 24, 2014

mr. crabs

mr. crabs is a crab, that has the crabby crab smell in a crabby way that makes him crabby. he is a crabby crab.

mr. crabs: im in a mood, a moody mood, the kind of mood that has me feeling.. moody.

by [e-mail] July 30, 2018

Mud Crabs

When you get crabs in the hair lining of your anus.

Fred's bum was itchy due to the mud crabs he got from his one night stand.

by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008

Batty crease

Fat slag

see Sophie over there she is a batty crease

by Peak times February 1, 2020

crabs

Crabs- adj. Mechanized Dandruff

Not on your head, not on your shoulders, but in your crotch.

by AdamnJenn September 19, 2005

Teebs ceebs

To be honest I can't be arsed.

Shortened versions of the abbreviations 'Tbh' and 'cba'.

But put together they're even cooler. It just flows off the tongue easily.

Created and used frequently at NGHS.

"Teebs ceebs with homework"

"Yeah I ceebs with life in general teebs."

by BXBXBXBX December 9, 2008