Jimmy creamed

To completely mess up or to fuck up horribly.

woah dude you really Jimmy Creamed that abortion.

by bloodyhellharry July 20, 2016

Soft cream

Excitement / horniness to a point where one experiences ejaculation without an erection.

I saw the hottest milf yesterday and experience a soft cream!

by Raj Gill August 26, 2016

ice cream scoop

the action of giving 7 news a news scoop

michael:hey 7 news i have a scoop
7 News Australia: Hi Michael, would you mind giving us the details?
michael: ice cream scoop

by Dumbass510 May 28, 2019

Bananal Cream Pie

When you stick a whole banana, peel and all, in someone's ass. Then, you stomp on the tip of the banana sticking out, while making sure the banana thrusts forcefully up into their ass. Last, they will show their anal gap, while oozing the banana out!

Hey sexy, could I film you performing a bananal cream pie?

by Gigi *Glitter* Tits August 31, 2019

Ice Cream Website

Porn site

Shawn: Dad what was you watching on my iPad?
GheeFunny: I didn’t touch your iPad.
Shawn: Then what’s Hot Pink Chocolate Brown?
GheeFunny: Oh, that’s a ice cream website for adults. Delete that! Delete that now!

by Bagel1944 October 17, 2019

Custard cream

When the male spunks on their partners back then spoons them.

I knew it was true love when we custard creamed into the night.

by Gashstreetkids May 31, 2020

sour cream susan

When having sex with a MILF and she cums, you must also cum, let the combined cum drip into a bottle, shake it until it becomes the consistency of sour cream, and put it on tacos you sell from your taco truck.

I’m a sex offender now because I pulled a sour cream susan.

by Yvng_Sauce January 7, 2021