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i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.
Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."
by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023
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Which could mean something

A phrase used to describe a (usually homoerotic) friendship where two people partake in romantic activities together such as, cuddling, holding hands, going on 'dates' of sorts, etc. and one of said individuals has feelings for the other and is debating whether this person feels the same.
"She told me she loved me, never said how she loved me. But she said it anyways, which could mean something"
by LoveKplusA July 6, 2024
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Tots could

"Tots could" emerged from the legend of a creature called "Tots." This creature eats people who say extremely stupid things in response to normal reactions or statements. However, since people are quite stupid, it takes a while for Tots to identify and devour them. To activate him, people recite the ancient mantra: "Tots could." Mind you, you CANNOT by ANY means complete the sentence ("Tots could eat you"), for that is the greatest sin and disgrace to Lord Tots.
Jack:"What's a kettle? "
Tethys:"Tots could right now"
by HeurseShert August 4, 2024
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We could go gyat for gyat

“We could go gyat for gyat” is a newfound slang word used in the stone hedge times. It was used to define the color of someone’s Woohaa
the color my of my We could go gyat for gyat is green.
by Koberoh August 12, 2024
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could of

mispellation of "Could Have"
*insert chatting here*
*someone says could of*
by banflimflam January 20, 2023
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A widnae could dae that

A Scottish phrase that makes no grammatical sense whatsoever 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

A mixture of “I couldn’t do that” and “I wouldn’t/be able to do that”
Sammy: “Am gaun bungee jumping oan Saturday, ye want tae come tae?”

Jac: “Naaaaawwwww, A widnae could dae that !! Ad piss ma pants oan the way doon. Fuck that 😩”
by Miss_De_Meaner February 21, 2023
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You the only one that my dick could get hard for

TikTok trend about James Charles with the song “Hard for” by Kevin gates
People: makes fun of James Charles with old photos of him using “Hard for”

James: You the only one that my dick could get hard for
by Womp womp clown March 29, 2025
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