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Anderson Cooper

the embodiment of "coolness"
Anderson Cooper is so cool, everytime CNN solely shows his face on the screen it's an expression of absolute professionalism making all other correspondents of the channel flinch and fear for their jobs.

Anderson Cooper is so cool, in a fight with Wolf Blitzer (Wolf Blitzer!!) he will instantly gain the upper hand just by standing there and posing the Cooper.

Anderson Cooper is so cool, the commercial promoting his show Anderson Cooper 360 doesn't even need off-screen commenting which explains when it's actually broadcasted.

Anderson Cooper is so cool, when he's reporting in an Iraqi war zone both insurgents and US Army won't fire a single shot because of his presence. Officers of both sides will usually order their squads to "coop up" to bridge this time of temporary rest.

Anderson Cooper is so cool, these sentences neither deny nor further endorse that because it goes without saying.
by BulligerVerstand December 25, 2008
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coopers droop

The Cooper's ligaments stretch causing the breasts to sag. This is sometimes referred to as Cooper’s droop. Myth has it that if a woman could hold a pencil under her breast, she has Cooper’s droop.
Wow, after breast feeding five kids, she has a serious case of coopers droop!
by Rick Sr September 15, 2008
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Mini Cooper

- One of the best cars ever.
- Great, responsive, peppy engine.
- 2011 model = best model.
- I’m 12 years old, And a mini is my dream car...
You can’t drive a Mini Cooper? You’re a car enthusiast, and my grandma can drive one. LITTERALLY
by Epïc D Män July 8, 2019
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Cooper Road

A stretch of road in Westerville, OH running from Route 3C to Cleveland Avenue. Long thought to be the most dangerous stretch of road in all the known world, Cooper Road is purportedly used as the authority for determining snow days for Westerville Schools. Young males are expected to travel Cooper Road wearing only a pair of roller blades and a ball cap as a right of passage into Westervillian society. Also known as the Devil's Backbone.
Cooper Road?! Christ-On-His-Throne NO! Nobody goes down that road!
by Z-1980 June 9, 2010
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cooper trooper

Bryan is a total Cooper Trooper. He's got all of Alice Cooper's albums, many on vinyl.
by T-von August 9, 2007
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cooper cordes

A fortnite virgin who' s never had sexual intercourse with a real female. Instead he prefers to have sex with an anime body pillow with a 2 inch hole where the vagina would be. He's a major disappointment to his friends and family and is currently under house arrest for bringing his katakana collection to his school. His parents are considering a divorce because of his disappointing behavior
"you that cooper cordes kid asked me out and i'm like yeet id never date a weeb"
by lil_woodchip July 19, 2018
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Corey Cooper

Avery nice guy who i am happy to have met....he is really cute too ;).
look it's Corey Cooper...YAY!
by Morgan/suzie April 29, 2005
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