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sexy confusion

When you think someone is sexy, but you’re super confused why you feel that way. They’re not conventionally sexy, but they’re sexy for some reason you can’t explain.
Adam Driver is THE classic example of sexy confusion. He’s so sexy but I can’t figure out why!
by hot tiffa May 11, 2024
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confusion funk

Playing at least 10 songs from different genres at the same time
Just siting here vibing to some confusion funk
by Toritheforehead February 13, 2021
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Confused

Well now I AM confused...
Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.
Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.
by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009
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Confused Blue-balls

This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.
"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"
by American Chicken October 27, 2019
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Confused

What what's going on where am I
by Arandomgoat March 4, 2022
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