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cocksmack

The act of giving head whilst laying down; where one partner in a sexual scenario lays down and the other places their cock onto the other's mouth, repeatedly pounding them.
"Dude, what's your favorite position?"
"Any, as long as I'm getting cocksmacked!"
by LoadingNickel79 June 11, 2022
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Cockshack

A slang term for a woman’s vagina, which tastefully straddles the intersection of vulgar, confusing and hilarious.
Female usage: I just got my cockshack waxed and my ass looks great in these jeans… let’s go out, take tequila shots and see what happens!

Male usage: Yeah, I pulled a sloppy drunk chick from the bar last night, who was slurring something about jamming my “meat wagon” in her “cockshack”. Turns out, that means exactly what it sounds like 👍🏻
by L@zyT3xan August 14, 2023
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Cockblockotopolis

A place completely filled with cockblockers, so terrible that no cock is safe.
Dude, I just got back from cockblockotopolis. My cock is so sore. Fuuuuckkkk.
by Cockblocktopus 41 August 7, 2011
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Cockblockbro

A bro who is there to cockblock some dick for you. you dont cockblock him yourself cos otherwise the girl would think you are a wanker so you get your cockblockbro on the case
Guy 1: hey dude, there is some dick who is hitting on this girl i like. can you do the necassaries?
cockblockbro: never fear. your cockblockbro is here. i will cockblock the shit out of that guy
by uberjai December 30, 2012
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Cockblock Tomahawk

An object thrown with the intent of cockblocking a couple.
PJ: Did you hear about Jake and Meredith? She was giving him head in a movie theater and someone threw a cockblock tomahawk at them!
Amelia: Wow, that's embarrassing!
by Frank Longbottom September 7, 2013
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Cockblockasoress

A seemingly attractive women with open sores on the borders of her nether reqion, abruptly halting further sexual advances.
"I got down to third base with wendy, but she turned out to be a cockblockasoress." said Aleron.

"damn," said Casey, "I guess she's off the list"
by Iandustrial April 25, 2014
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cockblocker

Popped her cockblocker.
by Hymenite May 22, 2016
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