Cobs

Asking for a piece of food and they can’t say no unless they say no cobs when they get it

*yo dawg pulls out some chips** “aye I got cobs on that” now they gotta share

by Bernizzle(ia) October 22, 2018

COB

sticky spittle or saliva which may or may not contain tobacco or other contents.

The cowboy kicked back his chair, put his feet on the table and hawked a cob into the spittoon which was fully 12 feet away.

by The Doo Doo Guru October 17, 2016

Corn Cob Dike

Lesbian from the mid-west

Look at that Corn cob dike she is totally fucking that bitch with a stalk of corn

by B-Rad89 July 17, 2011

COBS

An amazing person

Wow you are so cobs

by Cherrylucky1267 April 19, 2022

Cob

A situation in which ones undergarments are being sucked into ones anus. This will usually require going in after it by tugging on the outside of your jeans, shorts or costume. Sometimes a wiggle of the shitter will derail even the most stubborn of cobs.

Why are you picking at your anus Bill? Bill replied, "I have a cob."

by major inglish May 20, 2014

Cob-Smacked

What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.

My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

COB

Cousins Of Beauty; Two adolescent female cousins who think they are beautiful, so they flaunt their beauty; usually pose for pictures in the exact same way for unknown reasons.

example:

Passersby #1: "Who do those two kids think they are? They are doing modeling poses next to a major intersection!!!"

Passersby #2: "What do you think, Kyle? They are COB's!"

by Funsarah January 2, 2009