Chris

An amazing guy, Incredibly sweet. Tall, Blonde hair, Blue eyes. funny, and is beast at Rock Band. Closest man to perfection you will ever get. Will make you fall in love once you get to know him. Seems quiet and shy at first glance, But is the exact opposite when you get to know him.

beautiful sweet amazing sexy Chris

by babygurl222467357isinlove July 14, 2011

Chris

A smelly old man who sings Taylor Swift songs in alphabetical order while watching the Wild Thorn Berrys.

Typical, Chris is sitting home again.

by BOOPLOOP May 19, 2011

Chris

A name that is synonymous with extraordinary traits and features. The name 'Christopher' is derived from ancient Egyptian royalty, hieroglyphics depict the subject as always being with Bitches.

That man Chris, done fucked all the bitches.

by HoWtOdOyOu December 20, 2016

Chris

Chris is just a straight up total fucking dog and doesn't attend your birthday dinners.

1: are you coming to my birthday dinner?
Chris: yeah man of course
(birthday dinner date)
1: Wheres Chris?! he's fucking dogged us again!

by PreamCied May 2, 2019

Chris

Small dick bear with a shit ton of hair

U see that Chris

Hairy ass mother fuker

by Pussy slayer mmm February 9, 2019

Chris

A sexy guy that makes a girl laugh handsome and strong

Wow that's a chris

by Jenna Per August 27, 2017

Chris

A complete and total douche bag. He loves playing video games, as well as searching the internet for a quick hook up. extremely toxic in relationships bc he is always messaging girls asking for nudes, even offering compensation for them. Once caught cheating he promises to never do it again saying he loves you, Do not be fooled!! He has and never will stop cheating for anyone including YOU, he only gets better at hiding it. His background with computers and i.t. work make it a breeze to keep things hidden

girl1: guess who asked me to send him nudes
girl2: chris?
girl1: yeppers even offered me $100 to send them
girl2: damn

by unicorn110517 January 12, 2019