choadacunt

A vagina that is wider than it is deep

Joe: Yo bro, how was fucking Judy?
Greg: Dude, she had a choadacunt. It was like trying to shove my cock into a petri dish.

by Jen Z. February 8, 2010

Chode King

A person that is the ultimate master and human embodiment of a penis that is wider than it is long.

Dude, Kraig told me that he couldn't fit into his pants today. What a Chode King...

by Chat Cholm December 12, 2009

Choadin

Someone who ditches their friends on a regular basis to "hang out" with their significant other.

Where's Dirty Darren at tonight? Probably choadin' with Jaco!!

by The Bins October 20, 2009

Chode loafer

Putting a chode between two pieces of bread and rubbing it until orgasm then eating the nut bread.

We did a chode loafer last night.. it was so tasty

by tripod 8 October 26, 2018

surface choad

A hot surface on top of ones toaster oven.

Watch out! Don't leave your balls on top of the surface choad!

by Bob October 4, 2003

cheesy chode

A penis with a cheesy helmet,

Lick the cheese of my chode
Tom Cruise has a cheesy chode

by cheesychode April 16, 2007

team choad

Team choad is a Magical team of Genius individuals who Own all who Oppose them On Xanga.

Don't Fuck with team choad they will Pwn you like a Dirty NOOB.

by Joey April 5, 2005