Carl Wheezer

The all-mighty croissant overlord, as well as the man who will get Jimmy's Mom.

Has 578 allergies, but can still eat ANYTHING.
Hey, Jimmy's mom? Carl Wheezer is pretty fine eh?
by Shrek_The_Second May 08, 2023
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Carl Hinel

the simple act of rubbing your beard on your neighbors groin and/or grundle while purring like a kitten.
Ray Kraft gave Maria a Carl Hinel late last night while Billy and Mikey watched in amazement!
by John Casselberry April 04, 2009
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A RUSTY CARL

When some one shits inside a car hood so that shit can later be smelled through the inside vents
Did you really just do A RUSTY CARL to the Toyota Prius.
by Mikechi October 22, 2010
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rhoge carl

rhoge carl is cute
by gawpings January 30, 2020
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carl-hugo

A hell of a guy, and will also probably fuck you up with his golf club. Carl-Hugo is a sexy beast who everyone thinks is gay but in reality he gets hella bitches.
*guy 1* you heard about that guy Carl-Hugo?
*guy 2* yeah, I heard he fucked that girl Britney last night!
*guy 1* no homo bro but like he’s really sexy.
*guy 2* yeah bro I know.
by VibeChecker420 January 16, 2020
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Mat Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl, a Mat Carl is when a guy puts on a strap-on backwards (sitcking out from his ass), and butt-fucks another guy with it.
Kirk was begging for a Mat Carl from Jim by not showing up in Vegas...
by Slug Football Draft October 05, 2005
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carl in the tents

Puberty before the age of 10
That child is 7? Must be carl in the tents
by Pusssyslayer December 12, 2016
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