The all-mighty croissant overlord, as well as the man who will get Jimmy's Mom.
Has 578 allergies, but can still eat ANYTHING.
Has 578 allergies, but can still eat ANYTHING.
by Shrek_The_Second May 08, 2023
the simple act of rubbing your beard on your neighbors groin and/or grundle while purring like a kitten.
by John Casselberry April 04, 2009
by Mikechi October 22, 2010
A hell of a guy, and will also probably fuck you up with his golf club. Carl-Hugo is a sexy beast who everyone thinks is gay but in reality he gets hella bitches.
*guy 1* you heard about that guy Carl-Hugo?
*guy 2* yeah, I heard he fucked that girl Britney last night!
*guy 1* no homo bro but like he’s really sexy.
*guy 2* yeah bro I know.
*guy 2* yeah, I heard he fucked that girl Britney last night!
*guy 1* no homo bro but like he’s really sexy.
*guy 2* yeah bro I know.
by VibeChecker420 January 16, 2020
Unlike a Hot Carl, a Mat Carl is when a guy puts on a strap-on backwards (sitcking out from his ass), and butt-fucks another guy with it.
by Slug Football Draft October 05, 2005
by Pusssyslayer December 12, 2016