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brown carded

When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.
Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.
by rpetras June 10, 2008
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Handle your candle

John: Hey Joey!
Joey: Yeah dude?
John: Handle your candle!
Joey: Thanks bro.
by Glenn Pen June 19, 2009
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light a candle

A euphemism for killing somebody. Used by gangs.

Derives from the christian practice of lighting candles at church to pray for somebody when they die.
Party host: "Get out of my house now, Ron!"

Ron: "I'm gonna call my boys from the Latin Kings and they're gonna light a candle for your ass!"

Party host: "You don't even know anybody in the Latin Kings, Ron. They wouldn't stick up for your punk ass."
by Russ December 6, 2006
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Candlejack

Candlejack is some kind of retarded meme spouted by the idiot masses that are 4chan. It comes from this ancient TV show, Freakazoid, that should really just be forgotte
I think "Andlejack-cay" should be safe, right? I mean, it's not like Candlejack understands Pig Lati
by Mr. Baggy Trousers January 15, 2009
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Carleen

A symbiotic human form organism that is capable of projecting herself as a silent Gothic-style emo. She is silent and somewhat partially rational. She doesn't show his... I'm sorry her emotions but she can cry and smile. She loves anime and her seatmates are Liezyl and Jean Berly.
Hey! Carleen is doing acrobats!
by Battle Goose March 1, 2019
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caddlesticks

A caddlesticks is an individual that exhibits a number of desirable, or based on one's opinion and morals, undesirable.
A caddlesticks is a person that is described as being very horny at times, likely to consume alcoholic beverages, and also very willing to engage in conversations that the general population might find awkward...
As of late, it has also been used as a word to define a state of intoxication...
Person 1: "Man, that caddlesticks over there sure is always horny. It seems like he's been giving me some looks from across the party."
Person 2: "That's a caddlesticks for ya. You should go over there and talk to him. Talking to a caddlesticks is always interesting.
"Wow, im so caddlesticks right now.. I hope I don't pass out."
by Jack Cattle December 28, 2007
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Cardecoff

This is a tasty beaverage consisting of 3/4 parts hot java, 1/8 of milk and 2/16 of the best cardamom.
"Hey! Come down to Alley Stuff coffee shop for some Cardecoff!"
What the hell is that?
"Bring some caradamom and coffee beans and you'll c."
by tastydonuts December 15, 2011
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