Doujin cafe

The most epic doujin music server on discord.

DudeA: Hey, are you in doujin cafe?
DudeB: Yeah man, it's epic!

by anon0087 January 17, 2022

Come cafe rq

A slang word used by the pro crimmers to have 9 person rough gay sex.

Come cafe rq Fried

by Zyontop April 13, 2022

tropical smoothie cafe

A restaurant that especially caters to basic women of the ages 16-35 who like "healthy" food. Frequented by the type of women who love yoga pants, that happen to not actually work out. This is the summer resort for Pumpkin Spice Latte girls.

Kayla: Omg Kelly lets go get Tropical Smoothie Cafe!

Kelly: Ok, let's get our ass hairs bleached after!!!

by Aroby0572 September 4, 2017

makeupalley cafe' board

A subdivision of the internet site Makeupalley. The cafe' message board is the place where all of the fat, middle-aged, cat-loving (yeah, don't make a joke about cats, you'll be attacked for ages) who are members on Makeupalley decide to spend all day and all night creating drama, throwing a bitchfest, and picking apart every message posted to find some way to start a problem. They're constantly talking bad about celebrities and pretty people (out of jealousy and to make themselves feel better because we all know they're all ugly and fat) and they all like to divulge every personal aspect of their lives (how all of their husbands cheat on them, how they're drunk every night, etc). They get cheated on because they spend too much time online and are too dramatic. Most of them have no job or the job that they have is entry level, yet they can afford expensive things because they drive a 1990 camry and live in a cockroach infested hole in the wall. The favorite topics for the women on the cafe' board are usually: sex, bashing of celebrities, anorexia (everyone is anorexic in their eyes), declawing, pregnancy, marriage, and pretty much anything that can be turned into a dramafest.

"I go on the Makeupalley cafe' board for my daily dose of drama."
"Ok honey, go cheat on me again, I'll be on the makeupalley cafe' board getting fatter and wasting time with a bunch if middle-aged crazy women."
"Let me go make myself feel better by talking on the makeupalley Cafe' board about how anorexic or ugly all the celbrities look"

by Ihatedrama July 28, 2006

caffer

A word commonly heard in portage that was brought over by a south african millionaire that doesn't work and married a doctor. Mostly used as an insult and in south africa is worse then calling somebody a nigger basically.

Mike " Hey Jamie you caffer bitch, bring me some water !!! "

by 13 Times February 15, 2006

caffers

A disgusting, blob-like creature that is formed from pure, concentrated cancer.

It's mating call resembles the sound of someone puking.

Jaypurs, that caffers is really fucking disgusting.

by Agnew March 23, 2005

Caffeine

Caffeine , the most awesome invention of man, it allows you to stay awake for days at end. It have helped students finish homeworks the night before turning them in. Also it helped to create the wounderfull drinks we all love like coke and Coffie . Truly this substance is the best thing ever.

There is some Caffeine in in your coke, drink it.

by The lord of the dance. September 12, 2009