cushbomb

noun - a public defecation in one's own clothes

verb - to soil oneself in public

*BRRRAAAAPPPPPP*
christman: "oh no, not again."
woke guy offline: "please tell me you didn't just drop another cushbomb."
christman: "it's not my fault, it's these magachud brainlet smoothcels on twitter dot com. they make me extremely anxious and trigger my irritable bowel syndrome!"
woman respecter: "come on matt, you know if you keep cushbombing at the DSA meetings, we're gonna have to just do them on google hangouts instead."
christman: "i'd prefer that actually. we could charge our chapo trap house patrons to watch us revolt against neoliberal capitalism all in the comfort of our own extremely expensive gentrified urban apartments."

by ChudcelDSA July 24, 2017

Lil' Cushman

A fish hanging off the end of a fishermans ash-tray at Steve's house, But was mistakin as a Lil' Cushman due to substance abuse.

Don't Empty the bowl out on little cushmans head!

by Ryan March 2, 2005

Bubble Cushion

A bong, used to smoke marijuana usually.
Mentioned in "get 'em high" with talib kweli and kanye west.

I got a bubble cushion, a sister could get a hit of it.

by chchelly March 8, 2009

dick cushion

A person or object that you place on top of the male extremity.

My ex-girlfriend was nothing but a dick cushion.

by Ray D January 1, 2007

CusHi0n

A human being, almost nearing perfection. But crazy as fuck, so he/she can't use his brains at full capacity.

by CusHi0n September 10, 2003

cushta

a rather ugly and unattractive individual

err star check tht cushta over there

by lewshin March 16, 2008

cushion couple

when a really usually hot in-shape guy is seen with his huge whale-ish girlfriend and makes all the hot and worthy women really mad.

bystander 1.) oh my gosh look at that guy!! he is soooo hot!

bystander 2.) i know but look he belongs to a cushion couple..

bystander 1.) what a shame.

bystander 2.) we always lose the hot ones to the hephers..

by kshizzle2120 September 3, 2009