One of those girls in the pics that friend request you and they're pointing you to a sex website. They all have their necks titled to the side... thus the term, "Crooked Neck Bitch"
Me: I just got a friend request from some chick that wants me to click her sex website...
My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"
My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"
by lttlmtn July 19, 2017
Get the Crooked Neck Bitchmug. A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
Get the Crooked River Ranchmug. What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.
by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021
Get the Crook & Markermug. When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand
by Chonga December 24, 2021
Get the crooked jerky jockeymug. Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
Get the crooked peckermug. Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.
by the PITA son October 15, 2017
Get the Crooked Eyemug. by Anthony Vince September 10, 2023
Get the Crooked Lake Enemamug.