Henry Crook

he is a cool guy but really annoying and ugly

he's so cool. His name is Henry Crook

by URBOI_ September 11, 2022

Crook

Wild, amazing, bizarre, wonderous

The future is crook (as stated by young James LeBron in a crypto commercial)

by jay parker November 26, 2022

Crooked Dick

A cop or policeman who is crooked, on the take, bought off.

He's a crooked Dick.

by Wiseone57 May 6, 2022

crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

by Chonga December 24, 2021

Crooked butthole

See jaded

Ive had crooked butthole ever since i ate those carolina reaper pickles

by Jade Tea March 9, 2022

Crook

Rick Thorganson

Rick Thorganson is a arrogant Crook

by Jusoslsllll March 17, 2022

crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).

Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.

by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022