Crooked butthole

Ive had crooked butthole ever since i ate those carolina reaper pickles
by Jade Tea March 09, 2022
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Crooked Dick

A cop or policeman who is crooked, on the take, bought off.
He's a crooked Dick.
by Wiseone57 May 07, 2022
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crook trot

An Aussie/Kiwi phrase for having continuous bad luck
Man 1: Hello old timer, how's things?
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.
by Magnum47 November 05, 2017
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Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
by Wakner03 December 06, 2021
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Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
by Wakner03 December 06, 2021
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darius crooks

A social media online content created who is predator scammer who runs a Ponzi scheme and scams and cyber bullying and harassing Black Women online and has a habit of doxxing Black Women when the truth put out there about his criminal behavior who has multiple lawsuits and F rating on the BBB and failed multiple health inspections. He also plagiarize Food Network recipes into a cookbook that he sold. Check out the hashtag on Twitter #dariuscrooks. All the evidence is there.
by SexyBae 1920 August 31, 2022
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Crook & Marker

What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.
I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.
by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021
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