chiptu

indian slang word for a chinese person. actually for any asian person, but we indians think all east asians are chinese for some reason

man, that chiptu got a 112% on the biochem exam and ruined the curve

by vinayek May 7, 2007

Craptastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop. Generally, any situation with an undesirable outcome.

1. Suzy's home owner's insurance would not cover the major craptastrophy caused when her seven German Shepherds ate the Chinese food for the picnic.

by Anal Czar September 14, 2010

Crapton

A Crapton means that it is a Shitload

i.e. "fuck thats a crapton of bitches"

i.e. "fuck thats a crapton of bitches "

by Here November 30, 2003

Craptacular

How bad a something is in relation to crap.

This lesson is CRAPTACULAR

by Jazz B (+ Mike J) March 25, 2003

Craptaculous

Of or pertaining to something disagreeable or undesireable. Having the characteristics of crap.

Example 1:"Man, i failed every one of my classes, i lost my wallet and my dog died. I am having a craptaculous day."

Example 2:"Oh my gosh, did you see her polkadoted shirt paired with those plad boy shorts? Boy does she look craptaculous today."

by Dominique March 21, 2005

craptastication

a simple exclamatory statement
when "crap" just won't suffice

What in craptastication is that mutt doing in my toilet!?!

by orangehatter March 27, 2005

craptastrophe

when you bend over, pick something up that is heavy, and subsequently shit yourself right on the scene.

i bent over, picked up that heavy bar and shat my pants like my name was suzy crapster. what a craptastrophe

by devlin mcstrain February 15, 2009