Cowboy Burger

a cowboy burger is when you take a shit between a milfs arse cheeks then clap them together screaming yeehaw as you jizz on her wrinkled forehead.

Me and my girl did the cowboy burger last night.

by jacksteelio May 30, 2022

Cowboy Hotpocket

When a man buttfucks a person from behind by wrapping his unit around the person like a cowboy lasso.

"I can barely walk straight after he gave me a cowboy hotpocket..."

by Silly_Mike October 3, 2022

cowboy kink

bitches who find hot men wearing cowboy hats attractive

bitches: omg!! i think i might have a cowboy kink!!

by crowinabirdcage October 8, 2022

Cowboy beans

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.

I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.

by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023

Cowboy Costume

An overpriced, massive, and gaudy pickup truck that is most often never used for any actual work by it's owner.

Dave: "Yeah, I just recently bought this Ford F-450 Platinum Mega-Hyper Deluxe Freedom Cheeseburger Edition for only $79,999.99 and got a 15-inch lift kit with some sick rims."
Jim: "That's a very nice cowboy costume Dave."

by E bough January 21, 2023

cowboy aids

When you catch the AIDS virus from a cowboy. Most common among gay men in Texas where everything is bigger. Including but not limited to cowboy cocks that are infected with cowboy AIDS.

My work friend went to a seminar in Austin Texas and came back with cowboy AIDS. He said it was #WorthIt

by Monster Cowboy Dick February 17, 2023

Cowboy coon

The cowboy coon first appeared on (Ram ranch) it is a sexual act where a man sticks a rabid raccoon in his anus leting it run wild. also this pleasure full event expands the (hole) for a male partner

Me and my bros (alex) and (joe) cowboy cooned

by game_takers1 April 28, 2023