had a couple

adj. To have consumed more than one alcoholic drink.

(also see "had a few.")

Wife: Have you been drinking?
Me: I've had a couple.

by Burper1957 August 29, 2014

Just going to have a couple drinks

Getting blackout

Hey Mitch, do you want to go out tonight, we're just going to have a couple drinks tonight.

by Smashley8 April 25, 2016

Perfect Couple

Niccy and Matthew. Easily the most perfect couple ever. You can only dream to have a relationship like theirs. They love each other with every fiber of their being. These two will be together forever.

Goddamn I wish I had a relationship like theirs. They're the perfect couple.

by niccyandmatt4ever June 26, 2009

the_perfect_couple

Two people who love each other with all of their hearts, and would do anything for one another. When they are always thinking of each other and want to be a part of everything in their lives. Always together as if they were inseparable. Love is not a strong enough word to describe the feelings they express.

An example of the_perfect_couple is Tom and Kristin.

by Tom I. January 29, 2007

Tennis Court Couple

1)A couple who sits in a disgusting shaddy place every day of the year and makes out in public in a disgustingly gushy way. Commonly at school tennis courts. Both people are usually extremely ugly and don't seem like ANYONE should ever kiss them.
2)A couple who would fake sick from school to have sex and most commonly follows first definition.

Wow Jeese and Kelsey make a total Tennis Court Couple.

by mwahaha's accomplice March 25, 2005

hentai couple

When the couple consists of a big fat ugly monster and a small loli. Usually used to prefer to a straight couple with a dramatic height difference. Now when its the girl that's big, and the guy that's small, that's where it gets interesting. :^)

Person 1: Man.. Greg is 6'4 and Shelly is 5'1 isn't that kind of weird?
Person 2: That's kind of hot though, Think about, they're a hentai couple.
Person 1: Oh yeah... :^)

by hahathatsthesexnumber May 21, 2018

Urban couple

A urban couple is that boy and or girlfriend that writes a definition on urban dictionary about they significant other u see my problem with this is when I think of urban dictionary I think of funny definitions not your significant other when I think of Alivia I think of a women that puts olives in her vagina I don’t see a intelligent attractive human being who’s perfect because I’m not a narcissist I want to laugh not to vomit at your clique definitions atleast be creative about it.

Jenifer is a awesome hot human being.
Stop this is so generic were not a urban couple

by poop the man April 15, 2019