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Counter-Trolled

The resulting status of someone who intends to troll someone, but becomes trolled himself. See trolled
Bob: "Hooray for MLK! I love to drink MLK, it comes from cows."
Harry: "MLK doesn't stand for milk, you dumbass. It stands for Moroccan Lesbian Klub"
Bob: "You're dumb. It stands for Martin Luther King, and you've just been trolled!"
Harry: "Actually, you've just been counter-trolled."
by SpaceDecade January 19, 2009
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Counterfriends

associating with someone who works behind a counter.

you see them frequently enough, they know your usual, they might know one of your family members or a friend somehow, but you mostly have small talk.

you might have one or two similar interest i.e.:

- you work/worked for the same company
- similar jobs---they work for Walgreens, you work for CVS
- you or a sibling might have gone to school with them
- they might have noticed you both buy the same things
- are ordering their fav food/drink
- you have a rocken' movie/band t-shirt, nice purse
- own a pet
- have kids
- have a car
- etc, whatever, either they're bored, are hitting on you, have no life, or are trying to sell you something you probably don't need.

you see them around town and you might nod, have a brief uncomfortable conversation 'small talk' (your real friend is probably thinking, 'who the f*ck's this guy?'), or you keep walking like you're too busy to have noticed them.

places you might find counterfriends:

-Walgreens, CVS, pharmacies
-Starbucks, Dunkin Dounuts, coffee shops
-McDonalds, Burger King, fast food eateries
-Target, Walmart, stores
-secretaries, receptionists, assistants
-etc, you get the idea. they secretly hate you anyway.

Either way, be nice, they're working joes like you and me, and anyway, they're working with your food, your information, and they can tell people about all the weird sh*t you buy.
That cute guy Justin from Walgreens, with the pout and crossed arms? We're counterfriends.

Man! I counted on my counterfriend Svenia to save me the last CoverGirl Sparkle-Pink #45 lipstick!

My counterfriend Mario hooked me up with a great deal. Good thing they re-hired him after they caught him stealing pre-paid phones.

Oh my god! Dee my counterfriend said the head of cosmetics Jill 'margaritaville' pooped in the candy aisle last week.

Nah, I had my politics fix with my counterfriend Tai and the Sunday paper this morning.
by Agentmg17 October 20, 2011
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Counterfeit Love

Superficial love experiences that may seem real but in reality are insincere or feigned; illusions that can deter you from finding and sharing real love.

Love based on the illusion of separateness and a fantasy of the beloved, instead of a real knowledge of the self or the other person, this form of love can hardly be anything but counterfeit.

A relationship possessing opposite qualities of Real Love.
Example of Counterfeit Love:
The intense sexual attraction often associated with love that is coupled with a strong and sometimes desperate attempt to possess another person or to get something from that person. A desire for the excitement of being with someone new, or for someone who is not fully available.
by anangelintheairwaves June 17, 2013
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Coultergeist

An evil entity that wants to destroy America and hates us for our freedom.
The Coultergeist wants to destroy Democracy and turn America in to a Corporate Theocracy.
by Ian December 7, 2004
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counter-witticism

A witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone. Also, answering to a sarcastic question with equal amount of sarcasm.
Tom: Dude, a drunk could drive better than you
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism
by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005
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Counter Social Terrorism

The only real weapon that is effective in fighting Social Terrorism. (Basically friends who show up at your place, and refuse to leave.)
Ding- dong!

Sally: "Hi! May i come in?"
You: "No - go away. Goodbye."

Door slams.

Counter Social Terrorism. Tough, clean and as nasty as the terrorist itself.
by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie October 1, 2010
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Monster Counter

A dude that likes to walk through crowds and count on his fingers the number of ugly or fat chicks he comes across is referred to as a Monster Counter.
1) When the old biker wasn't riding scooters or sharpening knives he enjoyed being a Monster Counter while strolling through the zoo on Tuesdays.
2) The Monster Counter was known by the others as being on the receiving end of the angry pirate.
3) The Monster Counter is believed to have a tatoo of the rope wrapped around his mobley nut sack.
by Petergozinya June 6, 2009
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