Cock of all Cocks

When you see a shlong that is too big for words. It is the Godpenis, it is the massive mumma chode. It is "The Cock of all Cocks"
Dude: hey, check that guy's pants out.
Dude2: dude, there's something wrong with his leg.
Dude: No. He has THE COCK OF ALL COCKS
by dictionary sire February 04, 2010
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1. The pussy ate the cock for dinner because it was a good kitty!

2. A cock goes into a pussy because pussies are cocks' best friend.
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What your mother sits on erry night.
Cock + Sitting + Your Mother = Erry Night
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1. Slang for the male member. Usually on the big side, as opposed to a "ding-ding." 2. What old black men call pussy. 3. To rack a slide or pull back a hammer. 4. A rooster.
1. Mine is a fat cock.
2. Boy, you need to get you some cock!
3. Cock the gun and fire at will.
4. She has a big, pretty white cock on the other side of the barn.
by Sean Brian Kirby November 01, 2004
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Slang term for vagina used commonly in the Southern States.
That stripper's got a fat-ass cock.
by Bo Hagen August 02, 2005
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1. Male chicken.

2. My nice sized dick.

3. My nieghbor

4. TW....
TW is such a cock.
by The Croc July 13, 2003
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Gary: I love to pet my cock.

Matt: LOL same.
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