kentucky coalminer

To use the tongue in a shovel like manner to remove shit nuggets from the anal cavity of a man in sexual manner.

the ol' lady was nug pluckin my ass crack and when she came out of my rectal cave she looked like the Kentucky coalminer

by dock and door terminology February 26, 2014

Obyrus Coalition

a group of chads who don't need to sweat

damn, look at that obyrus coalition clap

by obyrusman July 8, 2019

blowing the coals

the act of one sucking another man's testicles

"Did Keith ever show up to that party?" "No. I think he was at home with Ian blowing the coals."

by kennebot April 4, 2010

Coalicious

Adjective invented to describe events, policies and assorted other things which could not have happened without the Liberal Democrats in the UK Coalition Government.

Described by the Daily Mail as staggering jargon that Whitehall spin doctors use to decide how well the coalition is getting on.

Did you read that Gove-Laws education White Paper? That shit is coalicious.

by Concrete livestock March 12, 2013

pour the coals

This means you just humped the holy shit out of your old lady

Bob: You look a little wore out today bud.
Eric: Yeah, I fuckin had to pour the coals the the little miss last night.

by 6sleezy9 June 29, 2007

The Fighting Ginger Coalition

Also known as the F.G.C. An underground fighting force of ginger people that are bent on world domination and the stopping of ginger discrimination. Will rise to full power in the year 2054 and take over America after destroying all non-gingers, except hundred thousands of females in order to spawn more gingers. Soon turn and destroy China, as the Chinese are immune to the ginger gene and are unable to reproduce ginger children. Later they will rule the Earth by 3012.

Guy 1: Dude we need to be nice to gingers from now on.
Guy 2: Why? They don't have souls.
Guy 1: Because the fighting ginger coalition will rule the world one day.
Guy 2: You're fucking high, dumbass
Guy 1: Sooo, what does that have to do with anything

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

Pour the coals to her

An old saying from when ships were powered by coal fired boilers. When the captain wanted full speed he'd call down to the boiler room and the master stoker would call out for everyone to "Pour to coals to her" - literally to feed more coal to her (ships are always female). The saying became synonymous with “giving it your all” and to accelerate as fast as you can.

The liquor store closes in 15, better pour the coals to her!

by Goodbye_Charlie September 25, 2010